Facesquat 

To snatch up a Facebook "vanity url", the custom screenname now available on the popular social networking site.

Mike Pence facesquatted Obie Fernandez's name as his URL. It ruined their friendship.

Facesquat by bro2baseball June 16, 2009

facesquat 

The practice of two or more facebook friends carrying on a conversation on the wall of a third mutual friend who does not use or otherwise check her facebook account very often. Facesquatting is especially effective after 9pm when wall postings are unmonitored by many users, especially those with kids or day jobs.

Dude let's facesquat on joey's wall - he's away and will have no idea for at least a week that we've had this conversation about his new girlfriend on his own wall!

facesquat by manhattanxfer December 18, 2010

Fucksquatch 

A zoological marvel as made famous by Patton Oswalt in his 2009 comedy album "My Weakness is Strong." Fucksquatch is known to participate in orgies advertised on Craigslist, that is until someone crashes the "party." From then, Fucksquatch will quickly throw on whatever articles of clothing are near him, regardless of ownership (or gender), and then exit the locale of the event, disregarding any thought of his surroundings and even going as far as to slip away into a heavily wooded area, never to be seen again...that is until next Saturday, which everyone knows is fuck night.

My wife and I were touring an open house when we walked in on an orgy. All of a sudden a strange, blurry creature wearing women's clothing took off out of the house into a heavily wooded area. I think it was Fucksquatch, but I can't be certain.

Fucksquatch by J. Pink January 27, 2010

facesquare 

(n.) new facebook app that lets you tell people where you are at the moment. if you use it, you are most likely at your house, the gym, starbucks, a 100 level history class, or a bar that's playing "i kissed a girl" too loudly

if i really wanted to know where greg is at 4 o'clock on a wednesday, I would have texted him. thank god for facesquare though; now i know he's at Planet Fitness.

facesquare by jackk1111111111111111 September 15, 2010

faceshat 

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.

I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.

faceshat by MrFishMan January 10, 2011

Faceslut 

A combination of the words Facebook and slut. It pertains to a person who over uses Facebook or a similar social networking site. Some one who posts too many pictures or comments on other's (or worse their own) pictures. Someone who updates their status 25 times a day or someone who spams others with useless invites.

"I am so sick of getting Sally's invites to these fucking stupid public action groups, why is she such a faceslut"

Faceslut by Posus March 26, 2008

Fakesquare 

To check-in on Foursquare mobile app when you are not actually at the location you are checking in at, in a bid to gain mayorship of the location, or raise your position on the weekly leaderboard.

Sure, Bill is mayor of the café but he never even goes there, he just fakesquares from his apartment upstairs.

I heard Stephanie got number 1 on the Foursquare leaderboard this week, but she's always fakesquaring on the bus, so *whatever*.

Fakesquare by Fairsquarer December 13, 2009