Condom

Something that might've killed you years and years ago

Father: I wish i used a damn condom, Now i have a mistake right infront of me.

by My big black ass August 9, 2017

Camdomme

A drop dead gorgeous women usually called goddess or mistress not your baby or bb. She dominant as hell and will have the most dominant man thinking about submitting themselves to her. She does scenes that include BDSM, fetishes, roleplays, and anything that allows her to be in complete control of you through webcamming. She will literally mind fuck you and will be absolutely addicted to her. When approaching one please be ready to be generous with your money, she doesn't like cheap fucks or beggars. It is another experience that only the open minded folks can indulge on. There's all types of goddesses out there, but it takes one with brains to be able to have you coming back for more.

She's dominant, she's smart, she's witty, she makes money off submissive people wild fantasies per minute through her webcam, she's a camdomme.

by Erotic occult September 13, 2017

Condomplating

The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?

Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”

Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”

Effboy: “You right”

by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017

Condomplate

When a sexual partners hygiene is a little questionable so you take a moment and condomplate the situation on whether to catch the skeet or let it blow like a Twinkie because YOLO

When she took off her draws I instantly started to condomplate the situation while observing the noticeable lingering smell coming from her.

by Waterhead N Fireman August 1, 2019

Condomint

A mint flavored prophylactic.

After protected felatio, Sally consumed the captured frothy ejaculate from the condomint and the resulting fresh breath made brushing her teeth unnecessary.

by Sick Phcuk October 20, 2019

Condom Buddies

When you and your friend get condoms together and give each other condoms

Person 1: hey can we get condoms?
Person 2: yeah let's be condom buddies

by 4seasons November 16, 2019

bed condom

a large sheet of plastic used to cover someone's dirty bed before you sleep in it while they're not home.

he sleeps around so much that i had to put a bed condom on his bed before i crashed in it.

by the real frank the tank April 21, 2009