cheap hooker

a whore that will give her pussy or asshole for as cheap as a dollar

that cheap hooker sold me her pussy for a $2, what a dirty whore

by 12eedrsdf May 25, 2016

hookaholic

A person who has become addicted to hookah. Usually someone who owns their own hookah and does it very frequently. A hookaholic is someone who keeps bringing the idea up to have a hookah session.

Dang that guy has done hookah 6 days out of 7 this week he has become a total hookaholic!

by B33RPONG July 11, 2009

Hookatize

Hard to describe, the less you do it the stronger the hookatization, when you smoke shisha (hookah) and it's like having your brains smashed out by whatever fruit the shisha flavour is for 3-5 minutes. It's occasional & depends on quality of the tobacco. Hookatizing is the act of smoking a hookah.

Douche: We're being attacked by bears we should bounce.
Ahmed: Fuck that I'm too hookatized.

by Ahmed K December 9, 2008

hooker's holiday

One's period. The connotations should be obvious.

"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"

"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."

by Kayl August 1, 2008

Hookerflage

hook - er - flage (noun, adjective, verb, - flaged, flag – ing

noun:

1. the act, means, or result of obscuring things to deceive an client, as by painting or screening objects (such as breasts, ass, and vagina) so that they are lost to view in the background, or by making up objects that have from a distance the appearance of wholesomeness, innocence, or genuine interest in the male inquestion.
2. concealment by some means that alters or obscures the appearance: Normal or distinguished clothes hookerflages the illusive, LV, casino hooker.
3. a device or stratagem used for concealment: Her tight sweater and jeans hookerflages the fact that she will have sex for money.
4. clothing made of fabric with a normal design, usually in shades of blue and black, similar to that used by sluts is hookerflage.

adjective

5. (of fabric or clothing) clothing made of fabric with a normal design, usually in shades of blue and black, similar to that used by sluts is hookerflage.

verb (used with object)

6. to disguise, hide, or deceive by means of hookerflage: to hookerflage whores by covering then w/normal day-to-day clothing.

verb (used without object)

7. to use hookerflage.

The pretty girl at the bar is actually a prostitute, she must be wearing HOOKERFLAGE.

by Swatmedic04 March 27, 2009

hookah tom

Any kid from Peruvia that enjoys hitting up the hookah bar regardless of time or what day it is.

"Hookah Tom doesnt give a fuck"

by wook1234567 April 10, 2009

hookbox

the act of hot-boxing a room while smoking a tobacco from a hookah.

Hey, wanna go hookbox the bathroom and get a massive head rush?

by TheDoobMister August 29, 2009