Hamburger Helper

1: Knock up some skanky broad
2. Take her to Planned Parenthood
3. As they're scraping out her womb, furiously masturbate in the corner
4. Once the fetus is removed, grab it from the doc and jam it into the skanky broad's cornhole
5. Rail the skanky broad in the ass, using your dead kid as lube
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!

A properly executed Hamburger Helper will produce lulz for all involved, especially the almost-child

by A_non_4_tha_lulz June 28, 2012

heater

To take take a shit in a form of a big log

I just layed out a heater

by Domo June 13, 2005

satan's little helper

a term first coined by bruno morphet when referring to jaunbrand. it is normally used in a hushed tone.

hey bruno morphet. please make sure you put satan's little helper on the guestlist.
oh fuck. better pack in some girlie house.

by alan June 14, 2004

hamburger helper

hamburger helper is a few cumshots on your burger.

When we're out camping, the guys like it when we add our hamburger helper to whatever is on the grill!

by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021

the heater

In baseball, the fastball pitch. At the major league level, the heater generally travels to the batter a speed of 95 mph or more.

Already ahead 0 balls and 2 strikes, Randy Johnson threw the heater to complete the strikeout.

by DeJuan December 15, 2004

heater

when a woman holds her mouth on a guys crotch with his pants on and blows hot air into them and warms up his dick

"man, i love it when my girl feels awnry and she teases me with a heater"!

by the naked nuker August 30, 2009

heafer

one who is a follower of the Lord Heafer. Usually heafers are fat, stupid, or gay. The Lord Heafer is fat.

Alex the retarted

by Mike D. December 15, 2003