Pedo jerk off day

On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"

"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"

by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025

Trans pedo

A person that transitions, originally male or female, for the sole purpose of preying upon children. In order to harm or scar them physically and mentally. For the sole purpose of furthering transitioning.

Look at that trans pedo. Where are the cops around to arrest such a disgusting person and protect our children.

by TheRealSlim-Shady June 8, 2024

pedo goatie

A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard

"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"

"Its a beard!"

"No its not, its a pedo goatie"

by MrsDLT January 3, 2016

Pedo

Probably your uncle

“Look at that pedo over bye the gate“ “dude that’s my uncle”

by Your_local_lesbo November 1, 2020

Pedo Twoman

When two guys go on a date/hangout with girls 1 year or more younger than them.

Yo Bob did you hear that Jack and Grant went on a Pedo Twoman with two Freshman? They are whole ass Seniors!!!

by Edgegoonmilk July 28, 2024

Ear Pedo

Ear pedo is when you hear something that you don’t want to hear.

If James heard a bad or an annoying noise, he would say ear pedo.

by Oh yes daddy😂 February 1, 2021

Pedo

An adjective for the word, "soil".
This includes "dirt".

1: Hey sir, do you ever switch the pedo?
2: what?
1: I mean as in the soil, like, do you have other soil brands?
2: uhm.. yes.

by deliriousdan August 28, 2023