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bumberclit

a dutty vagina which needs a wash cause it smells like bum, also has the appearance of a bum. Bumber = rag to wash Clit = clit. Bumberclit = wash pussy.
'yo bled that gash has a heavyyy bumberclit stench!'
by saif siraj October 10, 2011
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stealth bummer

a homosexual male who disguises his sexulaity in order to get ahead
-"Look at our old mate behind the bar with his bumchum. This was a great pub, no look at it - cocktails, no real ale - and full of style-conscious genlemen with nice fingernails"

-"yeah, our old mate was always a stealth bummer. He'd come and join us with his frustrated wife and join us, but he was just casing the joint."

-"yeah, taken out by a stealth bummer!"
by bromp January 20, 2009
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Bumscrum

When someone acts stupid you call them a bumscrum.
Stop eating my food you god damn bumscrum!
by Jillian MothaFucka Sidney October 1, 2011
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bumper dumper

When two cars are parked close enough together that you can rest each a butt cheek on each bumper to take a shit.
Oh man! If i can't find a bathroom i'm going to have to pull a bumper dumper.
by Munchus Maximus December 4, 2013
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bummerlust

When people want only to be pissed-off about everything, they are said to have, or to be experiencing, bummertlust. The antithesis of 'fun-quest'.
I'm going to check-out the beach, while you and the other bummerlusters can continue watching the news.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2019
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Suck the chrome off a bumper

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!
by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016
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bumperfucker

Someone who does not respect the safe and proper distance between automobiles. Known as a
(1)tailgaiter or
(2)reverse tailgaiter.
(1) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There is no one around. A car gets on the highway behind you and quickly accelerates to 65. He is soon on your tail, and could easily pass you, but instead he rides your ass for the next 5 miles. What a bumperfucker! Probably a 35 year old man in a large SUV.

(2) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There are lots of cars whizzing past you in the fast lane. There is no one behind you for half a mile. You are coming up to a green light at an intersection. Then some "possum" who is sitting at the red light perpendicular to you decides to make a right turn onto the highway directly in front of you traveling at 5 mph. This is a (reverse) bumperfucker. Probably an 80 year old woman in a Buick.
by Enzo Ferrari May 30, 2006
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