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asspirate

a pirate puts it up your ass and you like it.
"Arg, Arg, Caleb J. I'm gonna get you!", said the asspirate.
by Ozzy21 June 25, 2005
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asspiratee

It is the lowlt french way of saying asspirate. An Asspiratee is in french a smelly man dressed as a pirate that ass rapes people randomly. He is not limited to ass raping but also likes eating asshole.
The Asspiratee in a disturbing bus driver vioce said to his bitch, "I'm gonna eat your asshole!"
by USMC-IceSoldier July 14, 2003
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Asspipe

Asspipe..To get screwed in the anus
I shoved my dick in her asspipe. Or the cops asspiped me with a 400 dollar ticket.
by Reverendlowdown July 1, 2017
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assmire

(v) To loiter in a public area for the sole purpose of carefully scrutinizing, discussing, appraising, and sexually fantasizing about attractive persons that happen to pass by.
(1) We had nothing to do between classes but sit around and assmire.

(2) She frowned when she caught me assmiring her sweet, sweet breasts.
by Error4o4 November 12, 2011
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Asspigeon

Person who thinks that they're really good at playing Unreal Tournament, but who in reality totally suck ass and drive your stats into the ground when they play on your computer.
I was ranked number 15 until I let asspigeon play. Now I'm number 198445.
by Da Pharaoh January 13, 2009
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asspirations

(n.) Refers to two different posterior-related subjects:
1. Motivated dreams/hopes of being permitted sexual access to someone's behind (i.e., "given ass")
2. Farts (i.e., “anal respirations”).

One should note that such bodily expulsions (especially if they are excessively loud/odiferous) as mentioned in Definition 2 may very likely have a direct and dramatic "dampening effect" on the intensity of the desirous thoughts/feelings described in Definition 1. Nothing turns off someone of either gender more quickly/dramatically than a humongous load of sulphur-flavored methane ejected at close range. This instantaneous negative reaction can either be an enormously vexing problem or an incredibly useful tool, depending on the circumstances and the wishes/intent of the wind-breaker. On the one hand, for example, if someone is trying to cause his/her romantic partner to feel happy and comfortable about bodily-sharing, he will want to make the experience as pleasant/peaceful as possible, and so any carelessly-released bubble of gas would definitely be inadvisable. If, however, one of the "lovers" is having serious doubts about the compatibility/advisability of the romantic union, his "letting one rip" can be a powerful strategy to cause the other person to quickly lose interest and flee, without either individual's actually saying anything to discourage further lovemaking.
Baked-bean-loving dude: I have **great asspirations** every time I see a chick with a cute round bum, but then I always drive her away with my **bodily asspirations** that invariably seem to pop out right when we're in the middle of humpin'.
by QuacksO January 14, 2015
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Aspire

To perspire around the area of the anus. Usually occurs between cheeks in temperate conditions or during excercise. More likely to occur in fat people.

Leads to loss of body fluids, resulting in the need for rehydration.

Has been known to leave an arse-shaped residue on plastic chairs, which may lead to public humiliation, social disintegration and polarisation. Be warned.

Alternative spelling; asspire
"Jesus bhoy, I've got some sweaty arse crack....You mean you're aspiring?....What? No, fuck off you cunt, I've just got a sweaty arse!....Do you aspire a lot? I bet you do, you fat lump of shit"
by Willystroker May 2, 2007
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