asspire

to exit an elevator after passing gas in it with hopes that the next person in there will be graced with the stench

i feel bad for the next person to go in the elevator. i just left a vicious asspire in there

by Papa Nimz June 1, 2007

assfire

The rather unpleasant effect that happens when some particularly spicy food burns on the way out, as well as the way in.

That Kung Pao last night gave me some horrible assfire.

by sparkletwist August 28, 2006

asspipe

1. Anal orfice
2. A real asshole

1) I slowly slid it in her asspipe.
2) My boss is such an asspipe.

by Ass Master July 2, 2003

asspiece

A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.

"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"

by Tex982 October 5, 2006

asspirate

A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank.

yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee!

by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007

asspile

An awful lot of anything. More than necessary. Also: a pile of asses.

I have an asspile of pirated MP3s for you on my Zune.

by Techno War God March 17, 2008

Iced asspresso

First you take a shit, do not wipe. Then carefully insert ice cubes in your ass. Let them melt into a shitty coffee. (Coffee drip can be into a cup or directly into a mouth)

Wow that iced asspresso was nutty.

by 009.5 January 21, 2020