fucmer

The highest point of douchebagery that one can ascend to.

ex. Aidan is the biggest fucmer at our school.

by Dagonet October 15, 2017

Grandpa Fumperdink

No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.

“I was going to shit my pants when Grandpa fumperdink was at my door,”

by Uncle Atticus March 28, 2021

frummer

Frummer is a Yiddish adjective that means "more Orthodox"...in other words, more religious (in any religion) than others.

Oy, my boychik thinks he's frummer than I am just because he's had his bar mitzvah.

by AJ Binder September 5, 2007

Flummeryhocaspocas

Absolute twaddle,lies and bull shit.

Policemen are nice friendly honest people which is nothing but flummeryhocaspocas
All MP's always tell the truth which is pure flummeryhocaspocas.

by Brain Dead September 2, 2007

flummer

like a hummer but a lot harder and longer

GOD DAMN, she gave me a flummer last night

by bhflummer September 23, 2009

Fammers

A drinking game involving a hammer and a drink of your choice (better with hard shit). You start with someone hitting there hand with a hammer then they add more to the cup and (better to play with a gallon milk jug so you can add more) pass the hammer to the next person and they increase the power of the hit, this continues until someone pussies out then they drink of the liquor in the cup. After they drink everything in the cup you start over.

Bob: yo lets play fammers
John: sure

by fapitron April 23, 2018

Fummed

When you fart and cum at the same time making the experience even nastier.

Bro! I totally Fummed her last night. She puked.

by ISUNick April 15, 2011