policemen 

Man who protecc law

The policemen stopped me from getting raped, they said they will do it themselves!

policemen by General Retard June 23, 2020

policemen 

The fattest cucks in the world that won't shoot any white person but will beat a black person for no reason.

"Hey look Brook! The policemen were beating a black man for no reason but when a white guy was robbing the corner store, they did nothing!"

policemen by resoro June 25, 2020

Policemen 

Pronounced as police-semen

1. A gay policeman, yearning for semen

2. A gay policeman, in a way that he's a dick towards other people

1. Look! The policemen came to the picture of the rock! He didn't say "no homo"

2. This asshole gave me a speeding ticket for going 5 kph over the limit! What a policemen.

Policemen by Smoort June 24, 2020

sleeping policemen 

The Jamaican term for 'speed bumps.'

I totaled my car after hitting some sleeping policemen at 100mph, mon!

sleeping policemen by Bippy May 31, 2006

nice placement 

An exclamation to proclaim the sighting of the preferred location of the nipple on a woman's breast.
Examples,
1) high, near the bra line
2) midpoint
3) to the sides
4) hanging down low
5) two mismatched areas
Opinions tend to vary and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

1) Did you see her nipples through her sweater? Nice placement!
2) All placement is nice placement!
3) Oh, look at that...high and centered...nice placement!

nice placement by freedom boy June 17, 2009

Armchair Policeman 

Noun.

What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.

Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.

Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.

Theodore: I can't believe the police shot him, he only had a knife on him. Since when do you need to shoot someone with a knife? They should have used their taser or pepper spray, it's not even legal to use deadly force in a situation like that.

Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.

Theodore: It's Theodore.

Bill: Whatever, dude.

Armchair Policeman by unfromcool April 16, 2014

product placement 

When a company pays a celebrity to feature/endorse their shit with said celebrity's work.

"Did you see the product placement in Jason Derulo's new music video?"
"That was a music video? I thought it was a Dodge commercial."

product placement by Justintimeandpeeps September 1, 2016