fummel 

when you're too lazy to say FML out loud.

Dude, my parents grounded me for a whole week so I cant go to the OneRepublic concert. Fummel.

fummel by teehee<3&hearts June 21, 2011

Fummel 

The pronounciation of the acronym, "FML". Similar to "lawl" for "LOL". If you don't know what FML stands for, it means "F**k my life".

Lost my cell phone, got rejected by an ugly girl at the bar, and spent ALL of my money on drinks tonite. fummel.

Fummel by willwackett November 25, 2010

frummel 

A drinking game where a bunch of drunk males (females are welcome too, though they rarely choose to participate) stand around in a circle with one unopened can of beer. The first player shakes the can vigorously and then smashes it against his forehead. The can is then passed to the left. The next player shakes it vigorously and again smashes it against his forehead. The game continues in this fashion until the can eventually explodes against the forehead of one lucky guy, thereby making him the winner of the frummel and earning him the respect of his peers.

I cut my head pretty bad in the frummel last night, but it was totally worth it!

frummel by Scott (Scotty, Scooter, S2H) May 22, 2008

Femmellie 

When your family tree is mangled eg.
Having 4 dads, 1 is your uncle and another is your son - a wee bit mingle mangle mongled

It’s something that you can do with your friends and femmellie

“Bro, your family is more like a femmellie”

“I saw his femmellie on Jeremy Kyle”

Femmellie by Mr moal April 4, 2019

fumbelievable 

adj.

An exclamation to describe a play in American football that is so unexpectedly botched by one or more players that it results in a cry of outrage from justified fans. Most applicably, a fumble that is recovered by the defense and is ran back for a game-winning touchdown. However, the term can be used to punctuate any heart-wrenchingly sudden event in a game.

Origin: blend of "fumble" and "unbelievable"

"Fumbelievable! We just lost the game because our running back couldn't take a hit and hold onto the ball at the same time."

"Zach Maynard threw another interception? This is fumbelievable!"

fumbelievable by Definest Youllevermeet December 16, 2011

fummer 

the short season between summer and fall when everything is perfect for everything. The morning air is crisp, evening breezes cool, the middays sunny but not too hot. The best foods are at their peaks, and children run around with peach juice running down happy faces. Not too cold to relax in the sun, not to hot to bake chocolate chip cookies. Memories of summer fun melt into anticipation of cozy rainy days curled up with a blanket and a good book.

The perfect fummer day is spent hiking through the woods picking and eating blackberries as you go.

fummer by permaculturedreams September 2, 2010

Fuemmeler 

An ancient German surname. Often used as a compliment for someone who exudes raw sex appeal.

I will take my clothes off for any Fuemmeler.

Fuemmeler by bamftastic December 27, 2008