Cuntstump

1 Noun: The remnants of a vagina after female castration
2 Noun: A person whom displays the qualities of a castrated vagina, including, but not limited to: Being dull, insensitive, short, unnattractive, painful to behold, pathetic, vacant of sensation, messy, scarred, etc.

"Susan is such a fucking cuntstump, why'd she tell my husband about Brian?"

by God October 28, 2004

cunilumpkin

When a female receives oral sex while on the toilet. Female version of a blumpkin.

"Damn, that bitch wanted a cunilumpkin? She a nasty ho!"

by ricky_g January 17, 2008

cuntlumper

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment.

That cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight Jordache's on.

by Dr. Shred July 8, 2003

Cuntflump

An over exaggerated version of the popular british spang word "cunt"

"You fucking cuntflump" -Dave Wrigth 2017

by noodiot October 14, 2021

cuntchomp

to selectively bite on the clitoris using a 'beaver like' gnawing motion. Stimulates female orgasmic pleasure

I really cuntchomped her into extasy last night!

by NigeroNigero August 29, 2003

Cuntlumbia

A young, female Rocky Horror Picture Show patron who terrorizes cast and fellow audience members while wearing tasteless costumes.

That girl just accused me of spitting on her during rain scene! Can't she see that water is being sprayed everywhere? Wait... why is my bag drenched in orange soda? What a Cuntlumbia...

by A Domestic July 6, 2008

CuntTrumptious

Speaking masses of bullshit out of a very small mouth.

Stop being CuntTrumptious you ginger wigged imbecile

by SirGreg May 17, 2017