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Cuntlumbo 

A woman, usually on her rag, that investigates, interrogates and or psychoanalyzes everything a man says or communicates to her. Usually, this has to do with the man's whereabouts or who he's associating with. However, because this is female rationale, it really can be about anything, and is usually unjustifed and unwarranted.
Him: "Sorry I'm late, I stopped in for drinks after work"

Her: "Where did you stop in at? What time did you get there? How long were you there?" Who was with you? Did you fuck some slut too? I bet it was that whore Lisa from your office"

Him: "Holy shit Cuntlumbo, should I get a fuckin lawyer or what?"
Cuntlumbo by Buster Heighman August 29, 2009

culumbia noogermuffin 

the act of placing the whole head inside the muff of a woman and sticking your tounge in the filopian tube
(not to be confused with the Egyptian Noogermuffin)
AHHHHHHHHHH! that culumbian nooger muffin feels great

Cuntlombian

The girl I dated was selfish and a user, she’s a Cuntlombian
Cuntlombian by Jp1981 November 14, 2025

Cumlumbian Nasal Cain 

When you bust a nut on a surface and your girl snort up a line of your cum

-FWYT
My girl pulled a Cumlumbian Nasal Cain last night. Right after I shot my load on her moms back she came and racked up a fat line of cum and snorted it right up like a snot rocket.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026