Cuntlumbia

A young, female Rocky Horror Picture Show patron who terrorizes cast and fellow audience members while wearing tasteless costumes.

That girl just accused me of spitting on her during rain scene! Can't she see that water is being sprayed everywhere? Wait... why is my bag drenched in orange soda? What a Cuntlumbia...

by A Domestic July 6, 2008

Cuntlumbo

A woman, usually on her rag, that investigates, interrogates and or psychoanalyzes everything a man says or communicates to her. Usually, this has to do with the man's whereabouts or who he's associating with. However, because this is female rationale, it really can be about anything, and is usually unjustifed and unwarranted.

Him: "Sorry I'm late, I stopped in for drinks after work"

Her: "Where did you stop in at? What time did you get there? How long were you there?" Who was with you? Did you fuck some slut too? I bet it was that whore Lisa from your office"

Him: "Holy shit Cuntlumbo, should I get a fuckin lawyer or what?"

by Buster Heighman August 29, 2009

culumbia noogermuffin

the act of placing the whole head inside the muff of a woman and sticking your tounge in the filopian tube
(not to be confused with the Egyptian Noogermuffin)

AHHHHHHHHHH! that culumbian nooger muffin feels great

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

Cuntlombian

A cunt of a woman from Colombia

The girl I dated was selfish and a user, she’s a Cuntlombian

by Jp1981 November 14, 2025

Cumlumbian Nasal Cain

When you bust a nut on a surface and your girl snort up a line of your cum

-FWYT

My girl pulled a Cumlumbian Nasal Cain last night. Right after I shot my load on her moms back she came and racked up a fat line of cum and snorted it right up like a snot rocket.

by DrugsZilla January 26, 2024