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Cuntlumbo 

A woman, usually on her rag, that investigates, interrogates and or psychoanalyzes everything a man says or communicates to her. Usually, this has to do with the man's whereabouts or who he's associating with. However, because this is female rationale, it really can be about anything, and is usually unjustifed and unwarranted.
Him: "Sorry I'm late, I stopped in for drinks after work"

Her: "Where did you stop in at? What time did you get there? How long were you there?" Who was with you? Did you fuck some slut too? I bet it was that whore Lisa from your office"

Him: "Holy shit Cuntlumbo, should I get a fuckin lawyer or what?"
Cuntlumbo by Buster Heighman August 29, 2009

culumbia noogermuffin 

the act of placing the whole head inside the muff of a woman and sticking your tounge in the filopian tube
(not to be confused with the Egyptian Noogermuffin)
AHHHHHHHHHH! that culumbian nooger muffin feels great

Cuntlombian

The girl I dated was selfish and a user, she’s a Cuntlombian
Cuntlombian by Jp1981 November 14, 2025

Cumlumbian Nasal Cain 

When you bust a nut on a surface and your girl snort up a line of your cum

-FWYT
My girl pulled a Cumlumbian Nasal Cain last night. Right after I shot my load on her moms back she came and racked up a fat line of cum and snorted it right up like a snot rocket.
Cumlumbian Nasal Cain by DrugsZilla January 26, 2024
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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