Covtard

Person who boosts conspiracy theories about Covid 19 that have no discernible merit or facts attached to them.

A: Man Trevor has really gone do the rabbit hole on Covid 19.
B: Yeah he’s a real Covtard

by Exotic Pharmacist March 26, 2020

Cowtard

This word is endemic to the city of Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Calgary is best know to the world for when large amounts of people put on cowboy hats and pretend that they are cowboys/girls and not cowtards. The rest of the year is spent trying to ignore the fact that the city is populated by over 5000 homeless, drug addicts, gas and glue sniffers as well as home to the largest population of girly-men in North America. Large deposits of oil in the north in the 70's suddenly made countless hillbillly hot dog and beef jerky eaters into very rich people (Now Calgary is home to the largest population of hillbillies dressed in suits, ties and pink nike polo-shirts and pleated grey dockers) It is also home to a Starbucks opening ever 12.567 seconds) Only fat bald men with small penises are allowed to consume their coffees there. (Cowtown also has the worlds largest population of gold-diggers) A common greeting of a Cowtard is "Jeffrey, Margaret, are you up for some country reggae at the Smelly Turkey Pub?, "
Cowtards like to think that a city that has the most pick up trucks on the roads is synonymous with enlightened people. . Cowtard men would not get laid anywhere else in the world. . Cowtard of 03 was Hugh Grant because he likes to wear plaid a lot too. heroes in personlities such a Peter, from The Family Guy, and Rita MacNeil. Cowtards outlawed spicy foods and deli meats at all grocery stores in 1996, under the term as too ethnic and unCanadian.

"I never met a Cowtard I didn't want to punch in the face"

Bob Vila was voted best Cowtard of all time.

Hey, Dan, check out the guy in the pink pop up collar and cowboy hat, what a Cowtard.

Holy moly, the single males on this site are all gay cowboys, what a bunch of Cowtards

by Sir William Huffington McBoner September 19, 2010

contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004

COVtard

Conjugation of COVID19 and a retard. While a COVidiot is someone who knowingly spreads a fatal virus, a COVtard is reckless and likely psychopathic that they are right doing a life endangering action. Examples include brushing and bumping into people with sweaty skin in the street, wearing headphones and doing a video call while walking around a country in lockdown near missing and bumping into people, to wiping sweat off after exercise and throwing it on a path where children are walking.

Tony: Look that sweaty cyclist just nudged and bumped a mom with her kid with his sweat.... gross.

Abi: Total COVtard.

by dirtdawg May 3, 2020

contard

noun
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.

That contard voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.

by mc rob January 11, 2019

CODtradiction

Tha act of contradicting ones self while playing Call of Duty. Most commonly if the form of complaining about campers whilst camping in the corner. Also can be depicted by the act of saying a certain is gay whilst using that same weapon, and so on and so fourth.

player 1: "I hate campers." *while camping*
Player 2: "You are a CODtradiction."

Player 1: "The UMP is so gay." *while using the UMP*
PLayer 2: "ok stop CODtradicting yourself."

by yettifan007 December 10, 2010

Cotarded

adjective
1.of or pertaining to a relationship in which one person is physically or mentally RETARDED and the other person is psychologically dependent on the first in an unhealthy way.

In a sentence: Jackie and Chris are totally cotarded!

by snotty1983 April 13, 2010