carpet Picasso

A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.

Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

carpet surfing

its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.

crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.

by kareemo February 3, 2006

carpet mopping

The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.

Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping

by the J-rod March 16, 2008

carver clark

Carver Clark is a asian kid who is an drug addict. He is dumb and has a small penis so women hate his fucking guts. He is a douchebag who is a fat fuck. Definitly would bang a fat and cancerous woman.

I fucking hate Carver Clark.

by asianblackkid June 3, 2016

carpet pig

Young children; offspring, kids, spawn, etc.

Hey Helen?
How's that little carpet pig of yours doing?
Has he gotten into any mischief lately?

by Telephony June 2, 2011

Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.

Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy

by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018

curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003