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She is my cat. She is a very good girl. Her name is spelled wrong now shut up

“That cat looks like it’s about to kill me, it’s giving me a death glare.”

“Oh, that’s just my sweet cat Carvet!”

Carvet by Non Existent Entity December 18, 2020

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Carpet python

The dick of a couch.

Look, I’m not trying to yuck anyone’s yum here if you’re all wild about carpet pythons, I just wanna sit.

Carpet python by Skyfire1228 June 16, 2018

throat carver

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.

That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.

throat carver by GS71 April 6, 2015

cavetown

Robin Skinner. A wholesome ginger lad from Cambridge who writes & produces cool songs and makes videos on youtube. His tunes make you think about life and are quite emotional, but also wanna make you dance around with your mates. Loves chameleons, cats, dogs.. and all animals in general. Also has a keen taste for Cheezits. No faults with him. A kind and generous soul :)

Go listen to cavetown right now. Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk

cavetown by Lemon-Socks May 19, 2018

Cavetown

Some of the best heckin music you'll ever listen to

I'm listening to cavetown

Cavetown by UwU tidepods February 4, 2019

Cavetown

As we might now,Robbin Skinner is the purest soul alive,so y’all have to stan him (If you do already,thanks ily)He sings like an angel and deserves a lol(Lot of love.)Thanks for hearing me,now go stan him!

“Cavetown is the best!”
“Yes! I love him.”
“Who doesn’t?”
“You are right.”

Cavetown by Bleusou January 16, 2019

Cavetown

Robbin Skinner, also known as Robbie, is a absolute god who writes music from his bedroom studio in England.

H: have you heard the new cavetown song?

T: isn’t that the cut my hair guy from tiktok

H: you need to go die.

In this convo. T has failed the vibe check

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H: have you seen cavetown?! Like—

T: absolutely amazing

In this convo. T has passed the vibe check

Cavetown by PizzaFace0129 July 15, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026