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A command to go and stay in a kennel.

Originally directed towards crate-trained dogs, this expression is used to convey utter disapproval towards friends and colleagues.
Example 1
Ali: "My crystals and my night stick are tangled!"
Craft: "Kennel."

Example 2
Corinne: "Let's go to the Waka Sunrise show!"
Wiesse: "Naaaa, I'm just gonna kennel myself."
kennel by Turtle Farmer August 25, 2010
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kennel up 

verb: to return home after a night of being out of control; drunk. a.k.a Get your ass home.
Can be used for either gender;
"Jackie was so drunk last night, that her boyfriend Jason said "I think it is time for you to Kennel Up".
"Jackie was so drunk last night, that her boyfriend Jason said "I think it is time for you to Kennel Up".

Brad was so drunk, Heather looked at him and said "That is your last drink..it is time to kennel up!"
kennel up by somamo December 15, 2013

Kennel Cough

The cough a person develops after a camping festival, caused by all the dust, dirt, and drug smoke inhaled during the festival.
Alex's weak lungs couldn't handle all the dirt and drug smoke over the weekend, now he has a bad case of kennel cough.
Kennel Cough by Jill Weiss May 29, 2014

Kennel Dog 

A name for a person who eats food with force, destruction, and speed. This person usually takes massive, deep throat bites, that require minimal chewing. The face doesn't get 2 inches above the plate unless deep throating an item.
"Look at the Jeff the kennel dog housin that burrito!!" "Jeff's kennel doggin that pizza, watch your fingers!!!
Kennel Dog by R. Timmer December 7, 2010

Kennel Crotch 

When a woman has both female (Cats) and male (Dogs) partners, making her a whore. Can also be used to define a STD that entails a cacophony of meows and barks emanating from her crotch-al region.
Dude did you see that chick? She was hot!" "No man, she plays both sides... a typical case of kennel crotch.

kennel cough

Illnesses which are spread around at conventions (Comic-Con, Fur-Con, Bear Run) due to the large numbers of people who gather and interact in one confined place. Lack of sleep, drama, stress, travel, and post con depression may also depress the immune system, contributing to kennel cough.

This is synonymous with "Con Crud" or "Bear Flu".
I had an amazing time at Texas Bear Round-up, but I ended up catching kennel cough.
kennel cough by Cubcake76 December 2, 2016

Kennel Oyster 

1. Dog gonad for culinary use.

2. Hog food served at Duncans.
Also known as Dog-nuts and Dough Nuts
1. My Beagle howls two octaves higher since Ling Ling served his Kennel Oysters to the rich American.

2. Officer Dick likes warm Kennel Oysters with his coffee in morning.
Kennel Oyster by LepraconMcPot April 12, 2009
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