Blurtit

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by Tyto_alba May 17, 2015

blurjob

When you are drunk and you give or get a blowjob- but don't remember it.

Last night I was so drunk. I got a blurjob but I cant remember it.

by azzcrag June 25, 2010

Blurricane

When a man and a woman love each other very much, and the man blows his load into a fan projecting the semen on her face.

Awesome dude: I was horny last night, so I gave this drunk bitch a fucking Blurricane. It was like BAMB! OBAMA!

by analbleaching7 November 8, 2009

blurinate

To urinate whilst discharging blood.

"I think I should go to the doctor, I just went to go pee and instead I blurinated."

"I got kicked so hard in the nuts, I thought I was going to blurinate!"

by Aerosurfer March 27, 2009

blurbicle

A very short piece of writing that combines PR-worthy factoids with some real journalistic ability. Usually runs less than 250 words.

O magazine has one or two articles, the rest are blurbicles.

by Jareau August 26, 2009

Blurging

To blurg

Man, your sweater is BLURGING

by maroon6 November 29, 2011

Blurtis

someone named Curtis who wouldn't stop blurting, our teacher invented blurtis.

This test makes me blurtis!

by woppingfoo March 22, 2019