assteroid

A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.

I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.

by Keylimeypie December 20, 2007

assterror

act in which ass is terrorized by ass rangers

A.K.A Assblast

ass rangers assterrorizing your peeps in assramistan

by otto titslinger June 3, 2004

asstertaste

The shitty taste in your mouth after you eat out someone's asshole.

I got wasted last night, ate out my girlfriend's ass and now I have the worst asstertaste!

by Notoriose July 20, 2009

Assterixis

Assterixis is lack of ass in a man's life. It's when a guy isn't getting anything and it is deadly. The only cure is 🍑

He has been suffering from assterixis for the last two years

by Oxbridge October 8, 2016

Assextant

A sexy assistant that you may or may not be having consensual sex with.

Hugh Jackman is rarely seen without his assextant.

by Riley Pierce December 18, 2017

Assterbreath

Continual shit talker.

There’s seven minutes of my like I will never get back because of that assterbreath.

by Niagara4eva November 1, 2019

Gaster Asster

The gluteus maximus of Gaster from the game undertale . used as a joke to express sexual attraction towards the character.

person 1: i find Gaster attractive..
person 2: so does that mean you like his Gaster asster?

by songtune May 20, 2016