African Water 

You know the water that's left in the toilet after you take a huge dump that's still brown and needs a second flush? Yeah, that's African Water.

Dude 1- Hey, who didn't flush the toilet?
Dude 2- I was the last to use the bathroom, but I flushed.
Dude 1- Well check next time, you had some African Water left.

African Water by TheDragonReborn January 9, 2011

Holy Water 

An epic drink that will make anyone who is down, extremely happy. It's bubbly taste is one that no one should go without. It is the drink of God.

a.k.a. Coca Cola.

Sam: I am so thirsty. I need a really good drink!

Matt: Here, have a Holy Water.

Sam: Wow, thanks! I feel like a million bucks now!

Holy Water by SamAndMatt April 22, 2010

tall glass of water 

Something fresh and nice to see; new or inventive

"This new Urban Dictionary thing sure is a tall glass of water."

tall glass of water by Joey J. August 6, 2006

Dirty Water 

1. N. the water that comes out out of your buttcrack when you have diarrhea when you poop

My butthole just let out a lot of dirty water

Dirty Water by the digusting freak December 26, 2011

hot ham water 

When a man pisses into a girl's mouth, then she in turn snowballs the warm piss into another girl's mouth.

Everyone needs to try a hot ham water.

hot ham water by Gendrix December 26, 2010

fish out of water 

A sexual position. Another modified version of the wobbly h coined by the founding forfathers of the Wobbly H Club, Involving 2 men and 1 woman. Involves bending a woman from the Wobbly H position so that her stomach lies on the ground with her head up. Man 1 face fucks her any way he seems fit to do so. Man 2 fucks her ass from a sprinting block position. Both shoot their load at the same time, causing her to whiplash, which simulates a fish jumping out of the water.

"She is a catch of the day....Let's give her the fish out of water."

fish out of water by Ryan January 20, 2004

Still Water 

A shity place in nj where a retard danny still lives that likes to say nigger until jake pimp slaps him. Almost everyone hear is a red neck butt plug. Theres nothing to do but bmx in ur drive way make fun of people and smoke weed in the woods.

hey i heard you moved to still water

yeah its so boring hear i spent all my money on pcp weed.

Still Water by wiggywig November 19, 2011