desketchify

1. To conduct an exhaustive Google search on a hot guy you meet in a bar, on eharmony, craigslist, on the subway platform, a cousin's wedding, movie theater, etc. to either confirm that he lied about everything he said or to prove that he is not sketchy at all, but in fact worthy of a first date.

That fine brotha by the jukebox just told me that he has a law degree from Yale. Before we kick it on a first date, I need to desketchify him and find out if he is fo' real.

desketchify by Samsara00 August 28, 2012

deskfecation

Shitting on your boss's desk when you have acquired enough money to retire early from your job. Especially applies if you hate your job.

"My well-balanced portfolio of mid-cap stocks, REITs, and blue-chip cryptos finally pushed me over the finish line. Deskfecation is finally on the menu!"

"I became a Dogecoin millionaire last week and deskfecated, but it crashed and I'm rekt, wat do? Beg for my job back?"

deskfecation by ethfinancesendsitsregards May 8, 2021

Deskany

A deep southern cousin of swag; measured in cloves and administrated to another through the motion of flipping a coin with your thumb; there is good and bad deskany; 100 cloves of deskany=a bushell of deskany

I can barely keep these shorts up with all of the deskany that I be reppin.

Deskany by Welcome2BadBoy March 10, 2010

Desktop popup 

Condition whereby male sits at desk trying to hide a huge erection

He received a text from his girlfriend reminiscing about the amazing sex they had had the previous evening which resulted in an awkward 'desktop popup' erection.

Desktop popup by Wheels1 March 14, 2011

desktopper 

A student or teacher who hates their life, and cannot become a stripper in the club so they become a stripper in the classroom.

Today I walked past my next class, and I saw a new found desktopper.

desktopper by SantaTheHoeHoeHoe December 20, 2016

desk27 

Created by twitch meow meow GeorgeNotFound for a meow meow, desk27 is a tag on Twitter used in an intense Quackity lore stream where posters of different dsmp members are placed around the server. It's weird to think how he was able to come up with a tag that wasn't related to dnf so congrats to George !!

Some pictures within the desk27 tags are awfully sus

desk27 by WitheredK9s August 25, 2021

dining al desko 

To eat lunch at your desk.

A: Are you coming to the canteen for lunch?
B: No, I'm afraid I'm dining al desko today.

dining al desko by Ian Chode July 15, 2004