1. Anyone who sees/reads innocent comments on his desktop (usually displayed social network websites) and refers/understands it sexually/ pornographically.
2. A porno addict that is glued to his computer (usually nerds who watch too much porn)
1. GIRL (on a comment thread): So like I stuck my hand out and gave the poor beggar some candy and he just snatched it from me greedily!! He must have been so hungry!
Desktoperv: OOOOOO, Mama! Them beggars love when you hand out some suga!
GIRL: PERV!
2. Get off the computer Nic! Watching porn all day long, a desktoperv you are!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)