desktopper
A student or teacher who hates their life, and cannot become a stripper in the club so they become a stripper in the classroom.
desktopper by SantaTheHoeHoeHoe December 20, 2016
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desktoped
When your desktop freezes while watching porn, causing you to quickly yank out the power cord.
Getting caught with the power cord in hand and pants down.
Getting caught with the power cord in hand and pants down.
He got desktoped earlier by his parents. He had the computer cord in one hand and his boner in the other.
desktoped by SockLoyal123 April 25, 2014
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desktoperv
1. Anyone who sees/reads innocent comments on his desktop (usually displayed social network websites) and refers/understands it sexually/ pornographically.
2. A porno addict that is glued to his computer (usually nerds who watch too much porn)
2. A porno addict that is glued to his computer (usually nerds who watch too much porn)
1. GIRL (on a comment thread): So like I stuck my hand out and gave the poor beggar some candy and he just snatched it from me greedily!! He must have been so hungry!
Desktoperv: OOOOOO, Mama! Them beggars love when you hand out some suga!
GIRL: PERV!
2. Get off the computer Nic! Watching porn all day long, a desktoperv you are!
Desktoperv: OOOOOO, Mama! Them beggars love when you hand out some suga!
GIRL: PERV!
2. Get off the computer Nic! Watching porn all day long, a desktoperv you are!
desktoperv by Sarukris January 13, 2011
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home
A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026
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