ethfinancesendsitsregards's definitions

deskfecation

Shitting on your boss's desk when you have acquired enough money to retire early from your job. Especially applies if you hate your job.

"My well-balanced portfolio of mid-cap stocks, REITs, and blue-chip cryptos finally pushed me over the finish line. Deskfecation is finally on the menu!"

"I became a Dogecoin millionaire last week and deskfecated, but it crashed and I'm rekt, wat do? Beg for my job back?"

by ethfinancesendsitsregards May 8, 2021