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Crotch Hop 

Sex with multiple females, individually, in one day or night. A crotch to crotch conquest.
What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.

I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.
Crotch Hop by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Crotch Tracks 

Shit, cum, period or infection stains in one’s underwear/panties.
Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.

That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.
Crotch Tracks by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Crotch Crickets 

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
Crotch Crickets by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019

crotch furnace 

A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.
This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.

That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
crotch furnace by mattyw August 28, 2004

crotch snorkel

(n) a word to describe a penis.
Billy has a HUGE crotch snorkel!
crotch snorkel by Angelia August 27, 2005

crotch job 

tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.
Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.