sqaunch

squelching in mud while crunching leaves (lylexia)

I love to sqaunch in the woods!

by lylexia July 30, 2022

Scraunch

When an orbital rocket flight is scrubbed just before launch time.

"I traveled halfway around the world to watch Artemis I take flight, but was insulted with 2 scraunches instead."

by RocketInMyPocket September 5, 2022

Scrunching

When a full grown man folds up his underwear into a g string and takes pics of himself and than slides into girls DMs with the pics.

Oh my god I drank too much whiskey last night and was scrunching hard. Please don't tell anyone I sent you scrunch pics!!!

by Blonde menas November 19, 2022

Scunchie

Noun. A human turd, but only when left in an Eddie Bauer dressing room.

“Sorry, dressing rooms are closed. Someone dropped a scunchie in the last stall.”

by Joshua Bonnie Brown April 21, 2023

Saunch

The action of tightening an object just before the point of damaging or rendering the same object unusable.

"Hey Doss, you want me to saunch those jam nuts down on them their fittings?"

by Heeder April 26, 2023

Scraunched

When something is downright disgraceful or unfortunate. Similar to fucked-up

Ty: I had this super bongo outfit on and that skank had to pour her drink on me out of nowhere
Syd: Sorry bro, that's scraunched

by birdsarenothumans July 10, 2023

Scunch

When you're sitting in a kayak that's half on sand, half in the water, you inch forward and afloat by "scunching".

You don't need a push. Just scunch a few times and get your kayak into the water.

by anonymous July 21, 2023