Scunch

To expand and retract a scrunchie/hair band around hand for mild pleasure. Inspired by Scunci the dog of the person who created the scrunchie.

I've been scunching all day

by scrongtheeighth November 02, 2019

Scunch

Scandalous cunt bitch

She's a scunch for sure!

by stuckndhs September 13, 2019

scunch

To plug your pooper in any way possible when a toilet is nowhere to be found, or in order to keep from shitting your pants in public. Mostly done by clenching with the buttocks and, in the event of a prairie dog, sitting on the heel of your foot in an attempt to shove it back up your bum.

Albert: "Man I really gotta poo."
Mick: "Scunch it, man. Scunch it like you mean it."
Albert:"I don't know if I can scunch it until we find a rest stop."
Mick: "Then sit on your heel."
Albert: "Thanks bro."

by Scunchmeister November 07, 2011

scunch

the dirtiest pussy you could ever find.

John: "yo that girl is a scunch, don't do it!"
Kyle: "you're right bro."

by dropbeats_notbabies December 06, 2011

scunch

ass fucking lesbians.

i saw some scunch.

by ianis rad, ben ben, c dawgs. March 20, 2004

scunch

when you look like a bag of wadded up, shit covered piece of toilet paper but decide to go out in the presence of people

Noun: I look like a scunch.
Verb: I scunched in public today.
Adj.: Do you like my scunchy look?

by casadellatrap November 04, 2018

Scunch

When you're sitting in a kayak that's half on sand, half in the water, you inch forward and afloat by "scunching".

You don't need a push. Just scunch a few times and get your kayak into the water.

by July 21, 2023