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Hot Potaload 

An activity similar to the game 'hot potato', which requires the participation of a male referee and at least two contestants. The referee ejaculates into one of the contestants' mouths and proceeds to play "Der Ententanz" by Werner Thomas. All contestants then must pass the ejaculate (in a clockwise formation) by the act of snowballing the load from one to another. Once the music stops, the contestant currently with the ejaculate must swallow the load and is then ejected from the game. The last contestant remaining becomes the winner. The winner's reward is typically a fisting.
Would you guys mind at least putting a tarp down the next time you decide to play Hot Potaload? Sarah threw up all over her lobster bib during the second round. This has been the messiest family BBQ ever.
Hot Potaload by Fluidyne September 8, 2013
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;_; Time for Potatoes 

Whenever you blow something up, have BBQ or generally make someone else pay for wronging you it's ;_; time for potatoes.
"Oh no little rebel, you walked across the street without looking both ways, looks like we're going to have to kill you and your family ;_; time for potatoes."

Couch potatriot 

One who’s dedicated to the life of a couch potato
Dave don’t bother trying to get her out of the house, she’s a real couch potatriot! She won’t budge from that couch.
Couch potatriot by Dnttrdonme April 10, 2020

potatoes 

Food that Irish people really like.
The Irish kids bought all the potatoes in the store.
potatoes by Drazen April 25, 2004

shirt potatoes 

j, i would say that your female friends respect you, but aren't likely to reveal their shirt potatoes to you unless they are in a real "what the hell" mood
shirt potatoes by jklp November 10, 2008

Potathoe 

1. Somebody who you u actually want to call a potato but you don't want them to know what you're talking about so you call them a potathoe.
2. Your close friend who resembles a potato, personality wise and is still a classy af hoe.
3. A potato's prettier and more successful sibling, a star potato, who can't be called an average potato, it must be called a potathoe.
Example 1: She's my fav potathoe, I love her!
Example 2: Omg, Lauren, you're such a potathoe!
Potathoe by potathoe April 26, 2015

tornado potatoe

A tornado potatoe is when you take a raw or cooked potatoe and shove it up someones asshole in a twisting, tornado-like, motion.
Grab that potatoe out of the oven and give me a tornado potatoe.

Don't put too many toppings on that potatoe I'm using it for a tornado potatoe.