by Drazen April 27, 2004
by Drazen April 25, 2004
TOP 10 REASONS Y U SHOULD BE PROUD TO BE A CROAT FROM HERZEGOVINA:
You are Catholic
The Adriatic Coast
Even if you were born in Hercegovina, you still can say that you are Croatian
Famous tourist country
Famous inventors, doctors, athlets, and singers
Soccer team (Zrinjski Mostar, Dinamo Zagreb, Hajduk Split)
Handball team
Basketball (Kukoc, Petrovic)
Well-educated
Beautiful people
Christmas
Easter
You aren't another nationality even if you wish you were sometimes
Best food (also healthy)
The only people who would really fight for their country
Famous for dances, music, and occasional dresses
When someone tells them that they are smart, it's not them, it's just that they are Croatian
They aren't racists
Really know how to make a Party going on
No matter what they try, they become good at it
Even if you can't see them wearing a cross, they are wearing it in their heart
Know every other Croatian around them
Language
Respect their language and traditions
Red, White, Blue
True to their family
Even if they were born in America and their parents are Croatian, they still know the Croatian language and traditions
Know the difference between the truth and the lie
Croatia and Hercegovina have one of the most beautiful cities in the World (Dubrovnik, Medugorje)
You are allowed to eat Pork
You are Catholic
The Adriatic Coast
Even if you were born in Hercegovina, you still can say that you are Croatian
Famous tourist country
Famous inventors, doctors, athlets, and singers
Soccer team (Zrinjski Mostar, Dinamo Zagreb, Hajduk Split)
Handball team
Basketball (Kukoc, Petrovic)
Well-educated
Beautiful people
Christmas
Easter
You aren't another nationality even if you wish you were sometimes
Best food (also healthy)
The only people who would really fight for their country
Famous for dances, music, and occasional dresses
When someone tells them that they are smart, it's not them, it's just that they are Croatian
They aren't racists
Really know how to make a Party going on
No matter what they try, they become good at it
Even if you can't see them wearing a cross, they are wearing it in their heart
Know every other Croatian around them
Language
Respect their language and traditions
Red, White, Blue
True to their family
Even if they were born in America and their parents are Croatian, they still know the Croatian language and traditions
Know the difference between the truth and the lie
Croatia and Hercegovina have one of the most beautiful cities in the World (Dubrovnik, Medugorje)
You are allowed to eat Pork
by Drazen April 25, 2004
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by Drazen April 27, 2004
A Croat, a Serb, a Muslim ,were having a competition of who can fart farther.
The Serb farted 5 miles, the Muslim 3 miles, and the Croat farted so much it could not be measured. On the evening news, it was announced that some unknown smelly gaslike explosion killed a grandma in Japan!! SO U CAN SEE THAT THE CROATS GAS TRAVELED ALL THE WAY TO JAPAN!!!
BEWARE OF THE GASES!
The Serb farted 5 miles, the Muslim 3 miles, and the Croat farted so much it could not be measured. On the evening news, it was announced that some unknown smelly gaslike explosion killed a grandma in Japan!! SO U CAN SEE THAT THE CROATS GAS TRAVELED ALL THE WAY TO JAPAN!!!
BEWARE OF THE GASES!
by Drazen April 25, 2004