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Potathoe 

1. Somebody who you u actually want to call a potato but you don't want them to know what you're talking about so you call them a potathoe.
2. Your close friend who resembles a potato, personality wise and is still a classy af hoe.
3. A potato's prettier and more successful sibling, a star potato, who can't be called an average potato, it must be called a potathoe.
Example 1: She's my fav potathoe, I love her!
Example 2: Omg, Lauren, you're such a potathoe!
Potathoe by potathoe April 26, 2015
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Potathoe 

Someone who is irrationally in love with potatoes and writes blogs about them
Did you see TCs blog about mashed potatoes? What a potathoe
Potathoe by Not a potathoe March 10, 2022

because potatoes

A phrase used by TheMysteriousMrEnter when someone in a cartoon does something without justification.
...And he couldn't press each button because potatoes.

Potatoe Toots 

The side effects of eating lots of potatoes. The starches turn to sugar and creates gas leaving you the only choice.
Adam has the Potatoe toots.....well leter rip potatoe chip!!!

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day 

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.
What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.
Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out
Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022
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