I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S 

I Want You To Eat My Pussy Till I Can Not See

You are a freak if you can read this: I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S
(Im not sure if this is the actual thing it stands for)

I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S by ImGayBruv April 3, 2021

i c 

Contraction of the words "I see." Usually used when one is annoyed, irritated, or simply doesn't care.

Person A: I got a PSP today
Person B: i c.
Person A: It is so sweet!
Person B: i c.

i c by Kid April 14, 2005

I don't give half a fuck 

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

I don't give half a fuck by Jumpingrat September 2, 2008

I can't call it 

Nothing much. Not too much. As in a response to, "what's going on?" or "what's up?"

Q: Hey, what's the good word?

A: I can't call it

I can't call it by e January 3, 2005

i feel like shit 

The feeling you have after (whether it's right then or soon after) you find out that you are the cause of someone either feeling sad, mad, or has been screwed over by your actions.

Man, i feel like shit after i found out my girl didn't want me to do what i did.

i feel like shit by Vilma's Mikey May 19, 2008

I vant vun

Originally seen in the movie "Supertroopers" ('Who wants a moustache ride?' 'I Vant Vun!! I Vant Vun!!')now used to describe anything you want

Luke: Want an icecream man?
Andy: I vant vun!!!

I vant vun by For me to know March 8, 2007

I herd dat wit my bad ear

1. Coming through loud and clear, roger that.

Often used by ignorant lumberjacks suffering various degrees of hearing loss from using chainsaws on old growth timber.

2. There's no need to shout, old bean.

Often used by Oxford Dons or wearers of jacket sweaters with leather elbow patches (ironically) to gently inform the speaker their volume of speech is uncouthly excessive.

I'd like to glennbeck Glenn Beck.
I herd dat wit my bad ear!

I'D LIKE TO GLENNBECK ANN COULTER!
I herd dat wit my bad ear - and that bitch is old.

I herd dat wit my bad ear by geroldf October 23, 2009