e's definitions

Something Awful

A comedy website that was funny about 6 years ago. Has grown into a sprawling mess of arrogance, petulence and tired pseudo-irony. Still has the occasional gem but more often than not misses the mark with its rambling 'comedy' diatribes and just plain depressing forums.
Inclusion of angsty teenager David Thorpe just demonstrates how low the website has sunk.

Something Awful is no longer funny.

by e February 7, 2005

white widow

A particually potent variety of marijuana which gets me sufficiently cained.

"This roundabout just enhances the potency of the joint"

by e May 16, 2004

fugly slut

a fucking ugly slut.

Paris Hilton is a fugly slut.

by E January 8, 2005

tracers

The lines you see after things have already moved from their previos state after consumption of too much alcohol and or too much drugs.

The burning glow of hot lead flying by from a gun.

Oh man im so messed up im seeing tracers.

Oh Shiznit that was so close I saw the tracer duck.

by E December 30, 2002

synergy

MBA jargon for "the whole is greater than its parts."

When our teams work together, we can form a synergistic relationship by leveraging the talent from both teams.

by E June 2, 2004

Margaret Thatcher

Worst thing ever to happen to the country. Drove the economy, job market and country into the ground, repeatedly, at speed.

Living (well, sort of) proof that the Torys are evil beyond belief.

Margret Thatcher and Nigel Lawson clusterfucked England until it bled.

by e March 29, 2005

hella

Lots. A lot. Many. Much. Really

Hella gay. Hella cash. Hella hoes.

by e March 10, 2003