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What happens when a woman with big titties puts on a seat belt

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by E September 17, 2019

flippin

A person who is acting irrationally

Man your ho is flippin.

by E December 30, 2002

silver fox

an older gentleman with grey pubic hair.

not until i was on my knees did i realize he was actually a silver fox.

by e June 17, 2006

lowdown dirty

Beneath repute; skeevy; skanky; shady; sordid; nasty; dirty; contemptuous; deceitful

The buyer's realtor tried to make a lowdown dirty offer.

by E December 14, 2017

up the jock

the act of being all up the jock

Tony is all up my jock

by e March 21, 2005

GRRRRRRR

So mad you dont even know what to say anymore.

That fukin guy man GRRRRRRR

by E December 30, 2002

Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

by E October 19, 2006