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crank bank

the part of a person's memory, especially male, where memories of naked ex-girlfriends, pornos, your friend's mom, hot teachers, real life upskirts, downblouses and nipple slips, the girl next door, flexible girls, hot lesbian action, and other material, are stored for the purposes of masturbation.
setting: CPR classroom

student1: Yo,did you see how the teacher used her fingers to get the obstruction out of the manequin's mouth?

student2: Seen. She must be a lesbian, or something.

student1: She's going into the crank bank.
by sansaman April 24, 2006
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Crankxious

Cranky and anxious at the same time.
Shoot man, I told my wife she looked beautiful this morning and she was like..."What, you think I look old, right? Why didn't you say cute instead?"

Man, she freaking crankxious. Must be that time o' the month.
by John Sturtevant April 10, 2007
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Crank Dat Latrell Sprewell

When you skeet across a bitch then immediatly choke her out; as if to hide the evidence.
Johnny railed that chick so hard last night she was gonna file assault charge. He had to Crank Dat Latrell Sprewell and now he's royally fucked
by Satchmotown October 22, 2008
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crankin'

when bass fishing, crankin' describes casting a crankbait lure for bass.
I used a crankin' stick to burn that Lucky Craft lure and landed this 9 pound largemouth bass.
by legendX22222 February 5, 2009
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Crank Space

A part of your living quarters or comfortable spot where you like to masturbate.
Mike: "Over here is the kitchen, there's the bathroom, and on that bean bag in the corner is my crank space."

Mark: "Righteous!"
by mickenzie92 February 6, 2010
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CrankThatFrank

Frank is an emo bitch whomst hates G notes (like i said, he's emo ) and he's proabably screaming about Ryden, the milk fic, Brendon Urie, or talking to Tyler and Josh who are in his closet.
Person 1: " do you like crankthatfrank?"
Person 2: "who?"
Person 1: *kills person 2*
by slutforfrank May 31, 2018
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Crankin'

working hard, lifting heavy stuff, usually takes place in the gym but can also be related to work.
"I was crankin' in the gym yesterday when my music died, bummer."
by therealcking March 6, 2018
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