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Royally fucked

To be more than fucked.
The situation is well beyond the definition of fucked.
When you are in a position that no matter what happens at that point, there will be no positive outcome.
He cheated on his wife with his secretary, and they both found out and so did his boss. He's royally fucked now.

See also: fucked proper.
Royally fucked by Avrus September 3, 2004
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Royally Goat Fucked 

A thousand times more intense than FUBAR. Unfixable, will never work
Is that a halloween mask? No...Man your face is royally goat fucked!
Royally Goat Fucked by snowman70 September 27, 2010

royally butt fucked 

To be fucked, not necessarily analy, by someone who is in a higher social standing.
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Lily: " I slept with Jason last night."
Lily's friend: "The hottest guy in school? You slut! you were so royally butt fucked last night!"

royaly fucked

Being screwed over so bad that you cannot begin to comprehend how bad your screwed.
royaly fucked by Everyone March 20, 2005

Motor-royaly fucked 

1) To be have Motorola screw you over.

2) To have an intimate/sexual moment with a Motorola product.
1) 'Dam those mother fuckers at Motorola screwed my over, they Motor-royaly fucked me!'

2) After a long night of anal sex at her boyfriends 'Pad', Katie the Nympho went home & put her Motorola phone on vibrate & was Motor-royaly fucked.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026