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Crankxious 

Cranky and anxious at the same time.
Shoot man, I told my wife she looked beautiful this morning and she was like..."What, you think I look old, right? Why didn't you say cute instead?"

Man, she freaking crankxious. Must be that time o' the month.
Crankxious by John Sturtevant April 10, 2007
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curanxious

The combination of curiosity and anxiousness towards a certain goal or event.
Rob is curanxious about reuniting with Heather
curanxious by Brownguy and Freckles September 3, 2012

cranxious 

The state of being so anxious that you become easily annoyed and cranky.
I was studying for law school finals, and I got so cranxious I totally blew up at my roommate for leaving the cheese out again.
cranxious by lovelyspam February 4, 2010

crankrous whore 

Smoking crust whore who will have sex with you even though she has drugs but you probably wouldnt want to get near her crusty vagina.
Your mother is a crankrous whore, i wouldnt want to touch that with a ten foot dick.

crankcious 

Describes the attitude, mood and overall state of a methamphetamine user when they are without their favorite drug. To be cranky and grumpy.
He's been asleep for two days and he's still crankcious
crankcious by DonJaime May 3, 2010

Prankxious 

The feeling of delighted anticipation waiting for a prank to come together.
The giggle fit you have waiting to yell "SURPRISE!!" at a friend's birthday party. Also, waiting to see a friend's face after a particularly excellent photo-bomb.
Example: "Holy shit, I'm so prankxious right now! I can't wait to see his face when he realizes!!"
Prankxious by PandaForce1 December 14, 2014
when your hanging out for crack. : your crankious
Man I was so crankious waiting to get on.
crankious by cutegurl8 November 30, 2025
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