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When screwing a man/woman doggy-style, you fish hook her mouth to one side so that she must look at you, then, you nut in her eye.

Ohh, I just had to crankbait that bitch!

crankbait by krakahed May 3, 2009

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crankbait

Extremely cool person who rules the office world.

Please see: farquad / noonie.

Hey crankbait, good job at the office today!

crankbait by Lisa February 28, 2005

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Related Words

Crankbaiting • crank bait • Crankabitchapotamus • crank biter • cranky bait • charkbait! • cranbaisins • crankability • crankathank • crankation

cranbaisins

A portmanteau of cranberries and raisins.

Katya: Mr. Sleepy Head!
Archer: Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours. My balls are like cranbaisins.
Katya: What?
Archer: Cranberry raisins?
Katya: Craisins?
Archer: Whatever, yes, I call them cranbaisins.

cranbaisins by natalie portmanteaux May 28, 2023

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Cranktitude

When cranky meets attitude!

I'm experiencing some serious cranktitude today!

Cranktitude by CydInSLC January 18, 2011

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Crunkabit

A term referring to when a male/female is considered to be crunk, a little bit.
Crunk ( crazy/drunk)

I drank a shit load of tequila and smoked a huge a joint, I am definitely crunkabit.

Crunkabit by Gnizzledabombshizzay May 16, 2011

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Crankabitchapotamus

It's the word used to describe someone so cranky and so bitchy that you drop your jaw in awe. Generally speaking, said person has the intelligence and/or appearance of a hippopotamus.

"Don't provoke me! The power was out, so I overslept, and couldn't straighten my hair, then I broke a nail! I'm such a crankabitchapotamus today!"

Crankabitchapotamus by Mother of crankapotamus April 6, 2010

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charkbait!

The name of a small fishing tackle store in Huntington Beach, California.

Charkbait! must always have an exclamation point following it and is to be revered by all. We are nothing compared to It. Charkbait! is everything that is and has ever been. All hail Charkbait! Charkbait! loves you.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Uranium
Uranium who?
CHARKBAIT!

charkbait! by Bryce Craycroft September 20, 2004

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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