The Last Jedi 

The Last Jedi is to take something with great momentum and enjoyment, and then completely ruin the fun in it because you think you’re an intellectual

“Hey Rian look at this cool drawing I made!”
“Wow JJ that’s really cool, allow me to wipe my musty cheeks with it!”
“Aw, why did you The Last Jedi my cool drawing Rian?”

The Last Jedi by AJsw77 October 13, 2018

The Lebron James Technique 

The Lebron James Technique is a cheap move by trying to divert attention away from yourself after you did something that caused you a bad reputation. The technique involves asking the person criticizing you, "What should I do?" followed by offering a number of ridiculous hypothetical situations that make the person feel sorry for you.

Stop using The Lebron James Technique, and just admit what you did was wrong.

The Lebron James Technique by ufocalagrad November 13, 2010

The Last Jedi 

To mess up on a huge scale, but blame everyone else for the problems it causes

Jeremy: Yeah Rian shit on George's paper he was writing and punched me in the balls, but when I got mad at him he went and told the teacher that I was the one who shit on the paper and he punched me in self defense and said I was being a Man Baby.

Ivan:Sounds like he pulled a "The Last Jedi"

The Last Jedi by MR donde July 3, 2018

The New Jersey 

A sexual term: Farting while masturbating.

"Damn son, I just walked in on Alec doing the New Jersey!!"

The New Jersey by Anthony0001 July 24, 2008

The Bear Jew 

Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."

Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.

The Bear Jew:

*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.

The Bear Jew by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009

The Turkey Jones 

To suplex someone at an inappropriate moment, usually during any minor or pro sport other than wrestling. Often a rookie mistake by over anxious defensive players in the NFL.

Named after the infamous 1976 Steelers/Browns game where Joe (Turkey) Jones suplexed Terry Bradshaw resulting in Bradshaw getting a concussion. Whenever a ball carrier gets the Turkey Jones in the NFL, it's immediately followed by a brief discussion about the "good ol' days" from the color analyst covering the game. Bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a Sunday night game and Chris Collinsworth pretends to know what he's talking about while Al Michaels tells him to shut up in a passive aggressive manner.

Chris Collinsworth- "See? that's another rookie mistake that these defensive players keep jumping the gun on. You can't slam a ball carrier into the ground like the good ol' days with Turkey Jones and Terry Bradshaw."

Al Michaels- "Are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?"

Chrish Collinsworth- "...."

Al Michaels- "While you're at it, why not call Madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you."

The Turkey Jones by Solblackguy2827 January 16, 2010

The Alan Jackson 

noun; Scenario when you are with a girl about to hook up and she says she's not ready. This is promptly followed by settling for a burger and/or grape snow cone and dropping said girl off early at her house.

"Dude, I was about to get it in with Clarissa last night after the movie when she pulled The Alan Jackson...I was so mad! I was willing, but she wasn't ready."

The Alan Jackson by moliver130 January 8, 2011