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masturdate

dude 1: im masturdating now
dude 2: did you mean masturbating?
dude 1: no it is masturdating. the word "masturdate" it means to masturbate + date
dude 2: oh then good for you
by mewsem November 9, 2022
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Mastertater

A sexless simpleton who subscribes to Andrew Tate
Do not respond to him he's a mastertater.
by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023
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Masterbated

Where a person rubs themself intimately for pleasure, releasing cum and semen from the vagina and penis
I masterbated so hard last night I cummed
by Mastherbationguru101010 April 13, 2023
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Masterbaterpiece

An exceptional porn edit that just keeps you going back for another spank.
That compilation of cumshots is an absolute masterbaterpiece!
by soulglider July 21, 2023
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Masturdate

Masturdate or Masturdating (the action) is the process of taking oneself out on a date without having anyone in mind or been called on a actual date.
It is an action of taking oneself on a date or spending intentional quality time alone and can be done by both married and single individuals.
1. Masturdating has helped me realize the importance of having some personal moment.
2. I masturdate each time I have my annual leave from work. It is a way a refresh my head and balance things up.
by deons August 8, 2023
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masterbateability

The ease in which you can get off to something by masterbation.
The book she was reading had smut with a high masterbateability rating.
by Iamtheraine August 15, 2024
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Masterater

A person who rates themselves with five star reviews on Google or Yelp using fake accounts, or using accounts of friends or famiky to rehabilitate their poor reputation.
There were so many reviews on Google that gave the Razo, the manager, 5- stars, that it had to be Razo, acting as a masterater to deceive the public.
by jocklondon February 21, 2024
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