Definitions by mewsem

xxl

the most thing comes in the search engine everytime

dude 1: i searched something hm
dude 1: it comes "xxl" wtf
dude 2: fuck

xxl by mewsem November 17, 2022

masturdate 

masturbate + date

dude 1: im masturdating now
dude 2: did you mean masturbating?
dude 1: no it is masturdating. the word "masturdate" it means to masturbate + date
dude 2: oh then good for you

masturdate by mewsem November 9, 2022

dick 

from what you make cum come out

dude 1: hey dude 2 can you see my dick
dude 2: yes i can see your dick
dude 1: ok

dick by mewsem November 8, 2022

urban dictionaty 

misspelled of urban dictionary

dude 1: urban dictionaty
dude 2: what is this i don't know
dude 1: oh i misspelled it's urban dictionary

urban dictionaty by mewsem October 23, 2022

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fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page

dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! by mewsem October 23, 2022

boner 

when your dick stands up

dude 1: i got a boner
dude 2: why did you got a boner?
dude 1: look there is a sexy girl

boner by mewsem October 21, 2022

sperm 

a sperm has a head, neck, middle piece and a tail. in sexual intercourse, about 300 millions of sperm comes out and enters in vagina and then starts to fertilize.
sperms are stored in testes and more sperm creates in testes too
in ejaculation, sperm comes out from dick

boy: hey let's start sexual intercourse
girl: yes
*boy starts to penetrate girl*
girl: more harder
*sperms comes out from dick and enters in vagina and starts to fertilize*

sperm by mewsem October 11, 2022