soulglider's definitions

Pantammock

Useful storage device for glasses, phones etc that becomes available when taking a pee or dump via the stretched nature of your pants, trunks forming a pantammock.

I was able to rest my glasses in my pantammock whilst enjoying a morning dump.

by soulglider March 19, 2026

Masterbaterpiece

An exceptional porn edit that just keeps you going back for another spank.

That compilation of cumshots is an absolute masterbaterpiece!

by soulglider July 21, 2023

boobapest!

A man that is overly fond of large breasted ladies to the point he becomes a boobapest!

Jeremy couldn't take his eyes off Caroline's tits, he's such a boobapest!

by soulglider November 18, 2016

chest fenders

Heavy breasts on display

I couldn't take my eyes off those chest fenders they were amazing...

by soulglider October 15, 2009

Street Lure

Drunken means of attracting the opposite sex by waving or thrashing the penis in public.

John thought he would blag a sheila with his street lure last night after we left the pub.

by soulglider September 19, 2009

Interceptor

Another term for your ever faithful rubber cumstopper (condom).

Did you shag her raw or were you wearing an interceptor?

by soulglider September 19, 2009