chest fenders

I couldn't take my eyes off those chest fenders they were amazing...
by soulglider October 15, 2009
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boobapest!

A man that is overly fond of large breasted ladies to the point he becomes a boobapest!
Jeremy couldn't take his eyes off Caroline's tits, he's such a boobapest!
by soulglider November 18, 2016
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Masterbaterpiece

An exceptional porn edit that just keeps you going back for another spank.
That compilation of cumshots is an absolute masterbaterpiece!
by soulglider July 22, 2023
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Interceptor

Another term for your ever faithful rubber cumstopper (condom).
Did you shag her raw or were you wearing an interceptor?
by soulglider September 18, 2009
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Street Lure

Drunken means of attracting the opposite sex by waving or thrashing the penis in public.
John thought he would blag a sheila with his street lure last night after we left the pub.
by soulglider September 17, 2009
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