Retardican

The conservative equivalent of a libtard.

"He follows Jordan Peterson like a Donald worshiping retardican who hasn't read maps of the mind."

by Dr.Crow March 19, 2023

Master Gates

Bill Gates new title after his divorce.

Did you hear that Bill Gates propagated viruses and then sold antivirus technology?

We don't call him that anymore... After his wife divorced him, his new name is Master Gates.

by Dr.Crow March 24, 2023

Schizoeffective

When a crazy person is really good at something.

There's a difference between chaotic nice and chaotic good, one is schizoaffective, the other is schizoeffective👀

by Dr.Crow January 13, 2023

Donald

To molest something with tiny hands.

That guy would Donald a possum if it was family tradition

by Dr.Crow January 02, 2023

Goodevil

Something so good it's evil.

Why can't I buy just one goodevil cigarette at a time?

by Dr.Crow October 02, 2023

Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023

Echochambermaiden

A verbophobe who resorts to censorship before better words.

The echochambermaidens of press conferences are prepared to obfuscate the truth, critical debate is their kryptonite.

by Dr.Crow March 24, 2023