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Mastertater

A sexless simpleton who subscribes to Andrew Tate
Do not respond to him he's a mastertater.
by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023
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Deliquickly

Roll it up deliquickly!
by Dr.Crow December 1, 2024
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Alcoholgorhythm

1. A finite set of unambiguous instructions that, given some set of initial conditions, can be performed in a prescribed sequence to achieve a certain level of intoxication and that has a recognizable set of end conditions.
2. An erroneous form of alcoholism.
3. A precise rule (or set of rules) specifying how to get the perfect amount of drunk; a set of procedures guaranteed to find the solution to a drinking problem.
Everyone has their own unique alcoholgorhythm, factoring things like body weight, type and amount of food eaten that day, other intoxicants, hydration levels, all laid over time. When followed responsibly, a calculated alcoholgorhythm.
by Dr.Crow January 31, 2023
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Mental theory

An easier way to say Theory of mind.
In psychology, mental theory refers to the capacity to understand other people by ascribing mental states to them. This includes the knowledge that others' mental states may be different from one's own states and include beliefs, desires, intentions, emotions, and thoughts. Possessing a functional theory of mind is considered crucial for success in everyday human social interactions. People use such a theory when analyzing, judging, and inferring others' behaviors. The discovery and development of mental theory primarily came from studies done with animals and infants. Factors including drug and alcohol consumption, language development, cognitive delays, age, and culture can affect a person's capacity to display theory of mind.
Dude has no mental theory, he really thinks I don't know this.
by Dr.Crow February 13, 2023
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Fruitian Slip

Joe (closeted): "I've been really craving cock lately"
Mike: "..."
Joe (still gay): "COKE, I MEANT COKE!"
Mike: "Little Fruitian Slip, Joe?"
by Dr.Crow March 14, 2022
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Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.
"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?
by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023
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Donald

That guy would Donald a possum if it was family tradition
by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023
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