Echochambermaiden

A verbophobe who resorts to censorship before better words.

The echochambermaidens of press conferences are prepared to obfuscate the truth, critical debate is their kryptonite.

by Dr.Crow March 24, 2023

Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 28, 2023

Goodevil

Something so good it's evil.

Why can't I buy just one goodevil cigarette at a time?

by Dr.Crow October 02, 2023

Muggleflubber

PG-13 Mugglefucker
Ya welcome

Can I say muggleflubber?

by Dr.Crow January 20, 2023

Donald

To molest something with tiny hands.

That guy would Donald a possum if it was family tradition

by Dr.Crow January 02, 2023

Alcoholgorhythm

1. A finite set of unambiguous instructions that, given some set of initial conditions, can be performed in a prescribed sequence to achieve a certain level of intoxication and that has a recognizable set of end conditions.
2. An erroneous form of alcoholism.
3. A precise rule (or set of rules) specifying how to get the perfect amount of drunk; a set of procedures guaranteed to find the solution to a drinking problem.

Everyone has their own unique alcoholgorhythm, factoring things like body weight, type and amount of food eaten that day, other intoxicants, hydration levels, all laid over time. When followed responsibly, a calculated alcoholgorhythm.

by Dr.Crow January 31, 2023

Karamazov's Law

The idea that the actual state of a relationship is inversely related to how it is portrayed on social media

A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!

by Dr.Crow January 07, 2021