Dr.Crow's definitions

Karamazov's Law

The idea that the actual state of a relationship is inversely related to how it is portrayed on social media

A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!

by Dr.Crow January 7, 2021

Autofellatic

Something self-aggrandizing, a more vulgar form of tooting your own horn

Instead of saying ‘not to sound like I’m sucking my own dick here’, say ‘apologies for being a bit autofellatic, old sport’

by Dr.Crow December 30, 2023

Awokenment

The evolved version of yourself after getting greater knowledge and overerstanding about a subject, situation, sex position, simulation, ect.

Welcome to awokenment muggle fucker

by Dr.Crow February 8, 2024

Donald

To molest something with tiny hands.

That guy would Donald a possum if it was family tradition

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023

Rapetard

Anything that has to rape anything

I have no sympathy or patience for any rapetards who are trying to shit in the gene pool.

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023

Cuzband

1
a
: A son of one's uncle or aunt who you marry, fuck, and literally reproduce with
b
: a man descended from one's grandparent or more remote ancestor by two or more steps and in a different line, who you still marry fuck and reproduce with. 👀
NOT RECOMMENDED

How does she expect anyone to take her seriously while she's fucking her cuzband?

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023

Donald worshiper

Someone who swallows everything that comes out of a Donald, even against their own interests.

The Donald worshipers are afraid to admit that he's worse than Jeffrey Epstein. 👀

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023