Jersey Shore

The end of all civilization as we know it.

With the advent of the Jersey Shore on MTV, New Jerseyans have permanently secured their place as the laughing stock of this nation.

by dogsread31 January 3, 2011

Off Shore Drilling

(Verb) the action of taking a shit in a woman or mans mouth while they are laying down...then getting on top of them and begin fucking their face...resembles off shore drilling due to the fact they are drilling through mud. If one ejaculates while drilling he can yell out "I've struck it rich!" then ejaculate in the eyes of the shit mouthed person..

i was so trashed last night at the bar so i brought home this war-pig and decided to do some off shore drilling. and yea i struck it rich!

by R to the izzo B to the 40 September 12, 2009

shore up our economy

Generic answer to appear better than actually prepared to respond.

Todd: Ho-ney....have you seen my fishi---WHOA, what in the hell is this tightly-ribbed, cucumber-shaped, giant rubber device used for?!

Sarah: Shore up our economy....it's ultimately all about job creation, you know.

Todd: Oh.

by pacorro January 15, 2009

Eden Shores PD

A police department that’s so aggressive in nature that they’re almost suicidal.

Originating from the police department of the same name from the 2019, racing game Need For Speed: Heat.

I got pulled over for speeding last week and the cop was trying to ram my vehicle costing me a lot of repairs. Looks like they’ve turned into a Eden Shores PD.

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 15, 2019

Jersey Shore Fist Pump

When you fist a girl and get your fist nice and deep, then picking her up off the bed with one arm you fist pump her whole body in the air

I Gave her a Jersey Shore Fist pump, lets just say she no longer has a uterus.

by Jizzleman34 December 19, 2009

The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning

When you act or say something like an Italian and your excuse for it being ok was that you watch The Sopranos or The Jersey Shore

Person 1 - whatta ya mean you forgot to pick up the tickets whatta you stunad

Person 2 - Stunad, what?

Perosn 1 - its ok I watch the sopranos

Person 1 - oh the old The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning

by Gimaf December 18, 2012

Shore

What people in New Jersey call the beach.

Gary: Hey where are you going for the Memorial Day weekend?
Steve: Asbury Park, I've got a house down the shore.

by goldglover375 November 18, 2011