Shorie 

A dedicated fan of the television series Jersey Shore.

Jane watches Jersey Shore every time it's on. She's what you call a Shorie.

Shorie by war3271200 February 16, 2010

Shorie Chokehold 

The typical excuse that a male uses when he's unable to attend a male-oriented social function (e.g., poker, drinking, NFL Sunday, etc.). It refers to his girlfriend's/fiancé's/wife's stranglehold on his manhood, leaving him unable to decide for himself when it comes to anything in life.

Bob: Hey, Timmy! You playin' Texas Hold'em tonight with the guys?

Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.

Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!

Shorie Chokehold by DCJoey November 10, 2009

Felipe shorie 

A Jew which looks like a mushroom and has an iPhone 8 for barmitzva. When he is bored, he steals your phone and runs away taking selfies which will later give you pain when having to look at them. If he hears penny falling, he will indeed shor

Felipe Shorie
... lets make it 6,000,001

Felipe shorie by snag leo lima April 20, 2018

Floribama Shore 

Everyone's favorite reality series set in the Florida Panhandle. The group is known for drama, wild parties, trips and has even partied with JetSetFly in Cabo San Lucas in Season 2.

Jamie: Yoooo what's that MTV show Josh King Madrid appeared in again?
Jules: Floribama shore, that shit got cancelled sis. He made it in a couple episodes though. RIP Floribama Shore

Floribama Shore by piaheza September 29, 2022

beaches and shores

A subtle rhyming metonymy for "bitches and whores"

Male 1: You'll get over it.
Male 2: Yeah, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Female: What are you guys talking about?
Male 1: Beaches and shores. Beaches and shores.

beaches and shores by lybrel June 25, 2010

Shariece 

1 : powerful, elusive, uncontrollably sexy; (see also): GODDESS

2 : soft-spoken and gives very little away—but trusting her feels natural; big heart.

3 : can seduce an entire room with a look and leaves a trail of lovelorn men in her wake.

Person A: "You know that girl you hope is lying next to you when you wake up in the morning, every morning?"

Person B: "Absolutely."

Person A: "THAT'S a Shariece."

Shariece by EnsorcelledInOH December 15, 2011

Shorter Wong 

A pure boi who didn't deserve all the pain and suffering.

That dude deserved better, he's a Shorter Wong.

Shorter Wong by Spooper March 12, 2019