3 definitions by R to the izzo B to the 40
the action of a man ejaculating (cumming) on a womans lips as she is sleeping. as the semen dries throughout the night, the dried ejaculate will seal close the womans mouth..When the woman awakes she will not be able to talk or open her mouth.. she will grunt and moan like a mummy.
"my wife came home drunk from the bar and woulnt blow me. so i decided to give her The Mummy, Bitch!"
by R to the izzo B to the 40 October 15, 2009
(noun) A female: usually the last chick at the bar, party or gathering. The last resort to have sex with. Mostly found with bad to ragged clothing, overweight, acne scars, body oder. But is most likely willing to perform sexual acts with no problem..
Also when drunk you can find the "war pig" acting like they are cool or part of the group...usually buys food for your whole crew.....she'll have no problem getting treated like shit on the regular.
War pigs are great for trying a new sexual move or position on...be care full thogh, they will act stalker-like if you spend too much time with them
Also when drunk you can find the "war pig" acting like they are cool or part of the group...usually buys food for your whole crew.....she'll have no problem getting treated like shit on the regular.
War pigs are great for trying a new sexual move or position on...be care full thogh, they will act stalker-like if you spend too much time with them
i need a blowjob and a sandwich. I better call up that war pig i met the other night. im sure shell do the trick!
by R to the izzo B to the 40 September 30, 2009
(Verb) the action of taking a shit in a woman or mans mouth while they are laying down...then getting on top of them and begin fucking their face...resembles off shore drilling due to the fact they are drilling through mud. If one ejaculates while drilling he can yell out "I've struck it rich!" then ejaculate in the eyes of the shit mouthed person..
i was so trashed last night at the bar so i brought home this war-pig and decided to do some off shore drilling. and yea i struck it rich!
by R to the izzo B to the 40 September 12, 2009