Definitions by dogsread31

Megavideo 

The annoying ass video site that usually only lets you watch movies at 70 something minutes a time.

The site to fall back on when ALL HOPE IS LOST for finding that movie to watch online. -if you don’t believe in torrents.

That is, if you don’t know how to reset your I.P. Address.

Christ! Now I have to wait.
Damn you Megavideo!!

Megavideo by dogsread31 March 2, 2011

Netflix 

For dumbass people who can’t figure out how to find movies online.

The internet? You say, I can find movies?

Nah. I'm gonna be smart. With Netflix: I'll "pay" to watch a movie.

Netflix by dogsread31 March 2, 2011

Jersey Shore 

The end of all civilization as we know it.

With the advent of the Jersey Shore on MTV, New Jerseyans have permanently secured their place as the laughing stock of this nation.

Jersey Shore by dogsread31 January 3, 2011

Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris is going to DESTROY you for looking up his definition here.

Chuck Norris: What the fuck, he’s lookin’ at urban dictionary, doesn’t know who the fuck I am?! I’m coming over their house RIGHT NOW to beat the shit out of them!!

Chuck Norris is GOD.

Chuck Norris by dogsread31 January 3, 2011

fellatio 

A term used to describe how much you love your grandma.

Granny, let me give you fellatio.

Not now, sonny. It's 7 a.m. and i needa go to sleep.

fellatio by dogsread31 January 3, 2011

Fluffer

My dream job.

def:
One who gives male porn stars blow jobs - before the fun starts.

Doctor, lawyer, engineer, or movie star? Nah. I'll be a fluffer.

Make my parents proud. :)

Mom:
A job? Son what's that?

Oh it's nothing. Just giving male porn stars blow jobs, that's all.

Fluffer by dogsread31 January 3, 2011