crapistry

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap

In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.

by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004

Craps

To describe something that is usually good or bad.

These Craps are mad phat! (the word "crap(s) is used as a noun to subsitute Cd's.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.

crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society

by jesse September 5, 2003

crapass bank shot

banking the shot while ballin

That was a crapass bank shot.

by M-Train May 13, 2003

crapite

a zombie of crap

crapite the zombie from hell

by j March 26, 2003

crapisode

A period in a person's life during which everything seems to be going wrong, but though the individual feels plagued by a series or massing of inconvenient occurrences, they are in fact petty annoyances, which even in aggregate are far less severe than an actual tragedy, such as a terminal illness or the loss of a loved one.

I was feeling really down about all the stuff that's been happening lately, but upon reflection I realize everything's just part of a crapisode, and I've weathered those before.

by Travelingmankc August 17, 2018

carpis

a fish stapled to a corpse, or vice-versa

"the evening was made spectacular by the appearance of a carpis"

by eric October 11, 2003