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schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,
ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*
by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006
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schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.
"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."
by The Fly February 9, 2004
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schmape

A human who resembles an ape.
Ben is a schmape.
by Daniel Scroggins December 16, 2008
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tabloid schmuck.

the ABC reporters
by assange April 13, 2011
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schmuckatelli

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.
every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.
by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019
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Schlup

A person having minimal motivation.

A person who never takes the initiative to complete a task.

This person is all around lazy.

This person is considered to be a burden on society.
What exactly have you done all day long, you schlup?!?!

And you didn't do anything about that?!?-You Schlup!
by Goodgrrrl May 19, 2005
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Schmugby

A ball game invented in summer 2005, involving a ball shaped like an 8 (like two balls attached together so it forms an 8 shape), which was stolen from a garden toy called the lo-lo ball. The game involves two teams of 2 or more people on each team, you need a garden or park or somekind of grassy area, and it will need to be divided into two halves.

Now, the aim of the game if to throw the ball so it touches the ground in the oppositions half, because of the odd shape of the ball the are many different moves that you can pull off to make it difficult for your opponent to catch. One of the most effective moves is to "sun" an opponent, this is when you throw the ball high over to the opposition so that the opponent has to look upwards towards the sun, therefore temporarily blinding them resulting in a dropped ball. Another effective move is to “tree” an opponent, this involves throwing the ball into a tree so it drops into the oppositions half, and obviously there are many different variations of “treeing” an opponent.

Early versions of the game included a "lick brick" rule instead of the traditional points scheme. This involved the dropper licking an allocated brick on a barbeque.
Schmugby - Drop the ball, lick the brick. Easy
by Dan Schlong August 10, 2006
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