jolly rancher

A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.

"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L

by Adolphus91788 December 28, 2005

Cock Rancher

One who rounds up cocks, normally for the purpose of fellating.

He became the infamous cock rancher (and had a sore jaw) after a most successful night cock ranching

by PMPs September 19, 2016

Monster Rancher

One of the coolest TV shows of its time.

I want them to bring back Monster Rancher and show all three seasons uncut!

by Bone February 15, 2004

rump rancher

A person who enjoys anal sex.

Oh, that Harv - He's such a rump rancher!

by He Who Must Be Obeyed... February 13, 2003

cat rancher

A person who houses multiple cats in their home. Statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. Cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.

That crazy bitch down the street is a cat rancher.

by mug3nx April 27, 2009

jolly rancher

metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ

"it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"

by Alexxxxxxxxxx October 26, 2005

Monster Rancher

cool ass game

play that shit

by big mike the man October 31, 2003