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Rancheria Style 

A sexual act involving copious amounts of male ejaculate, distributed with artistic abandon.

Origin: After a great night at Jackson Rancheria we defined this term from the commercial.
I pulled her hair and she got so worked up I ended up doing her Rancheria Style. It took a week to clean up the mess!
Rancheria Style by Anonymous91666 October 27, 2008

ranchorize 

To put ranch onto your food

Also created by the amazing eriktheelectric YouTuber
Remember to generously apply ranch to your food to ranchorize it
Let’s ranchorize this or this is now ranchorized
ranchorize by Ranchorizationisneeded November 19, 2018

Sweet-Jolly-Fucking-Ranchers 

A phrase you say when you feel someones mother should have swallowed them instead
"Go clean your room!"
"SWEET-JOLLY-FUCKING-RANCHERS!"

Cojones Rancheros

Wrapping one's testicles in a soft corn tortilla while adding a dash of hot sauce after which thrusting it in another's mouth.
My girlfriend had a taste for Taco Bell last night but it was closed so I got out the tortillas and hot sauce and she ate my cojones rancheros.
Cojones Rancheros by Rancher69 July 19, 2010

Jackson Rancheria Style 

When you leave a casino with an empty wallet and a bleeding anus. There also may be copious amounts of male ejaculate stuck to your back. Don't bother with making a Police report, it is your fault for walking through the door and being done Jackson Rancheria Style!
Dinner at Lone Wolf's Restaurant $150
One night in a Tuscan Suite $399
Show tickets $150
Paying 150% over retail at the Kessler's gift shop. $300
Getting your bank account emptied
while playing in the Casino.....PRICELESS

That is what is know as "getting worked Jackson Rancheria Style"

Mother Of Jolly Ranchers 

The original female jolly rancher that was created by God that screwed the other original MALE jolly rancher to reproduce.
“Oh my mother of jolly ranchers, shut up Kallee!”