ranchero

The El Camino's natural enemy.

"Look! An El Camino and a Ranchero interacting in their natural habitat!! Ohh, lets observe without disturbing them."
Hushed whispering ensues from inside the safe enclosure of the gas station, the bus then comes and scares both the Ranchero and El Camino off.

by Cuz Inzki October 1, 2007

Ranchero

The origanal mullet on wheels(all serious in the front and all party in the back) but less mullety that the El Camino. First concieved in 1957 by Ford motor Co. on the fairlane body and frame. Similar to the El Camino. Lasted till 1957 to 1979 and is there is still a modern day version, the FPV(Ford Performance Vehicles)Pursuit. It's such a sick car

Dude check out that Ford Ranchero

by The Blob! June 25, 2005

Ranchero

A utility truck made by Ford Motor Company starting in 1957. Designed to have the usefulness of a truck, and also have the comfort of a car.

The Ranchero can haul 10 bales of pine needles, while comfortably cruising down the road.

by Mr. Quint September 8, 2004

Ranchero

Little man. BIG dick.

I met this little ranchero last night, and he wasn't so little if you know what I mean!

by sass a frass May 15, 2006

Ranchero

a sexy way in spanish to say cowboy

i call up my ranchero every noche to baisez

by Dee the Shortee January 5, 2006

ranchero breakfast

When a girl on a farm (or in any Southern State) eats eggs for breakfast, and afterward starts sucking a guy's dick & she pukes the eggs on his dick... but like a Champ she keeps going, and swallows the eggs again while continuing to suck his dick.

I cooked eggs for my girlfriend this morning, and she ended up having a Ranchero Breakfast.

by Gusthe3rd July 11, 2018

red ranchero

After doing a girl on her period. You take the blood with your finger and give her a mustache.

I gave her a red ranchero after finding out she was on her period.

by Dog Fight June 10, 2004