Rancheritos

They are these rectangular fried chips covered in yummy chilito. You wish you had these. You wish you were bathing in these. Tan prietos.

Pablo: "Oh my God. I'm so hungry."
Leslie: "What are you craving?"
Amber: "Doritos?"
Pablo: "Fuck no. I want Rancheritos!"

by menudo123 June 25, 2019

Cojones Rancheros

Wrapping one's testicles in a soft corn tortilla while adding a dash of hot sauce after which thrusting it in another's mouth.

My girlfriend had a taste for Taco Bell last night but it was closed so I got out the tortillas and hot sauce and she ate my cojones rancheros.

by Rancher69 July 19, 2010

Rauncherito

Toxic ass gas that usually follows the consumption of Mexican fast-food. A rauncherito will typically rate from 8 to 10 on the stench scale with outstanding hang time, especially when combined with cheap beer.

That room-clearing rauncherito I just dropped back there ought to be weaponized.

by Cap'N Pizzgums April 20, 2017

huevos rancheros

Rancher eggs in english latin slang for testicules

We was playin tetherball i hit the ball and it hit him in the huevos rancheros

by CLO July 16, 2005

huevos rancheros

The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."

My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

Randos Rancheros

Randos Rancheros is a breakfast scramble containing whatever you can find in your fridge. If you have tortillas that's even better, but whatever you can find and cook in your fridge will work.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, mind if I make some randos rancheros from whatever I find in the cabinet?

by D S op May 8, 2017

Los Huevos Rancheros

Used to describe balls or scrotum. Translates to cherished eggs. Often used in baseball.

Player: I took one right to Los Huevos Rancheros!!

by dasamster June 1, 2009